We're Not in Kansas Anymore Toto
Monday, March 16, 2009
Apparently, we now live in Seattle.
It has been rainy and cold, cold and rainy for almost a week straight. I can't handle it. My S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder) syndrome already maxed out back in February.
This had led to desperate measures. See below:
Cookies. Cookies and more cookies.
I will regret these cabin fever induced decisions in approximatley eight weeks when I attempt to strap wiggly flesh into a binding apparatus of clothing commonly referred to as a "bathing suit."
Cookies are then followed by an absurd amount of dance/ techno / hip hop music in an effort to burn calories by increasing the amount of blood flow to my ears.
Dear Reader, Can I introduce you to my new friend and lova, Lady Gaga?
Watch Out Now!
Next Halloween, you just might catch me in a blue leotard dancing out on my deck with the neighbor's dogs.
I've already got the wig.
1 Leftovers:
Let us refrain from discussing the bathing suit issue, okay? That's why the good Lord above created fabulous cover-ups.
I say eat the cookies and pump up the Lady Gaga - I know you break it down in the kitchen/living room/where-eva. That's exercise - it totally counts!
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